This is no BS
OMG...Not Another STD... (Sick Tech Disorder)
This could be one of the most important posts you will ever read. Lurking in the recesses of the new economy are some insidious syndromes that will infect you if you are not prepared.
These have the potential to spread internationally and if you are not properly inoculated you will succumb to lackofhumerosis, subsequently friends will shun you and accuse you of being a stuffed shirt.
Prepare now, by reading the following symptoms/syndromes and find out if you are showing the first signs of:
Sethdrome: In its advanced stages sufferers can’t stop looking for tribes of purple cows… Look it up!
Techdrome: An illness that started with the Crackberry and text messaging…PUT… THE…PHONE…DOWN and no one will get hurt.
Palinitis: An inflammation of the Republican Party where members actually believe that Sarah Palin should run for the office of the presidency.
Feyectomy: A high risk procedure involving the removal of the Palinitis as shown on reruns of Saturday Night Live.
CanHandrome: Advanced Sufferers experience repetitive motion pain and numbness from turning the pages of all the books in the entire “Chicken Soup for the Soul” Series and are still uncontrollably happy about it.
Bieberdrome: the infected people are jealous over Justin Bieber’s YouTube success…Please…just get over it.
PCMacitis: Tech sufferers that are OCD about which computer is best. In its advanced stages, they argue all the time about it. All right already…Just pick what you like and get on with it.
Twitterosis: hours and hours of twittering, need I say more, I could but I have run out of Charac
Facebookdrome: Obsession with reconnecting to long lost friends; often progresses to anticipating and attempting to rekindle flames long dead. Special note: You have been out of high school for 30 years and your ex does not want to date you again….move on with your life.
Geekitis: The incredible desire to date a geek and watch Star Trek, Star Wars or Star Gate… while making love.
Idrome: an incurable disorder to purchase the latest Apple tech gadget.
Probloggerosis: In its advanced stages… many sufferers are in jail… because of the confusion about their obsession with making a six figure income online, by becoming a killer, instead of creating, killer c-o-n-t-e-n-t.”
Gaganoma: A big, ugly, puss filled, incurable growth on the side of your mouth that creates an ugly lisp in your vocabul rah-rah-ah-ah-ah ary.
Realidrome: In it terminal stages, suffers find out that they don’t have any talent, can’t sing or dance, they’re not an extreme catch because, nobody wants to date them and really they are the biggest losers….Yer Fired!
Hater-isis: An uncontrollable urge to use F*&%#^g expletives in posts to express your anger …..just face it….you love to create drama…a lot….because it helps you get noticed…for about 10 seconds.
Ferrisosis...Jamba Juice the step before Breatharian
Ferrisosis: In milder cases you can find sufferers that frequent Jamba Juice because this is a form of outsourcing their chewing. In extreme cases sufferers, altogether outsource their eating and become breatharians.
Google Analytinoma: In its advanced stages sufferers are permanently hunched back from staring at their computer constantly drooling while watching their web statistics rise or fall.
IMingitis: Often tied to facebookdrome, IMingitis sufferers are found IMing in their sleep and suffer anxiety due to, too many conversations going on at once.
Diggstumbleanoma: An ugly growth on your forehead developed from having an obsessive addiction to reading Blog posts all day long with a furrowed brow. This is terminal as there is no known cure for this as of yet.
Sharitisthelove: Sufferers can’t stop leaving a comment on creative posts and forwarding a humorous post . This is a hint, hint, hint….share the love. Thanx
I laughed out loud. You had me from Sethdrome.
Stumbled!
Thanx for your Reply Evan
I Just wanted to ad some fun to my blog.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Vickie
OMG this is so funny. How creative
It is great to read a fun post like this
thanx
Dorje
Hello Dorje
thanks, i’m glad you enjoyed the post.
Vickie
Vickie
OMG I laughed my butt off. I love the gaganoma, I had tears in my eyes. I have not read a good funny article like this in a long time.
very fun, very creative.
thanx
Robin
Hello Robin
Thank you, I am glad you enjoyed the post, I had fun writing it. I look forward to talking with you again.
Vickie
OMG!!! This was SOOOO FUNNY!!! I actually wanted to continue reading more about the new -itises, -osises, -dromes, -omas, -ectomies, etc. ~ the article ended too soon for me! I so enjoyed your creativity that shines throughout the article. Keep it up!
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Hello Lanelle
thanks for your comments. I had so much fun writing it and I hope to develop another in the future. Thanx for your comments I look forward to talking and laughing with you again.
Vickie
Hey Vickie
This is funny as hell. Loved it.
GREAT POST
Dustin
Hello Dustin
Thank you, I am working on writing humor to break up my seriousness.
Thanx for tuning in
Vickie
Vickie
thanks it really can become much clearer when humor is used. your right on point.
Donna
Hello Donna
thanx….It breaks up the seriousness.
Vickie
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